Election #3 – The Funnies  

Election #3 – The Funnies  

December 2019 Culture Connection 

We’re well into the festive season, so we may as well have a laugh about the state of Israel’s democracy…  

As you are no doubt well aware, we are now committed to our third General Election in 12 months, and our Government has officially passed the one year mark for being “interim”. If that isn’t something to laugh about, what is? (You know, that painful ironic laughter that is neither cathartic nor enlightening…) 

So here are some of the best gags so far! (With added linguistic and cultural translation.) 

I can’t believe it… 

It begins with disbelief, doesn’t it? 


“I’ve just realized that I live in a country where we have more elections in a year than  we have rain.” 

Others are less worried about themselves than for their children:  


“We may well laugh, but think of our children, who in ten years time are going to have to take tests on this period for their Citizenship lessons…” 

Can I help? 

Others have already accepted the situation and are innocently offering to help: 

 Asks Bar Killner:  

“Did anyone try to detach the Knesset from the electricity and then plug it back in?”

Ziv Bohadana isn’t sure how to help the political system, but is keen to assist those struggling with the new reality: 

“Recommendation for greater efficiency: In March let’s vote twice. For the elections that’ll be in June, too.” 

Someone listened to Ziv’s recommendation, and went practical. You know those punchcards you get to travel regularly on public transport? So what if we applied the same repeating logic to elections…? 

On the right is the punchcard to vote Likud, and on the left to vote Blue/White. This might just be an innocent joke about the frequency of our elections. But it might also be read as a dark comment on voting patterns: No one changes their voting choices. If you voted for one party once, you’ll vote the same way for the next 19 elections… 

A Global Perspective 

Others are still frustrated by the state of affairs in Israel, and compare themselves to the rest of the world: 

“I just don’t know what’s going on in Britain,” wails Reshef Shay, “They actually had elections and somebody won. How weird…” 

Others took Israel’s shame far more global. There’s a somewhat despairing tone to this graphic (and no little showing off their knowledge of flags and national stereotyping!), but it gets its point across:  


The Seder Night angle 

Even more impressive are the ones who have put in a bit of effort. Check this one out by someone who is getting ready for Pesach that follows immediately on our next elections: 

The direct translation gives you the context, but not the joke: 

 “Blood. Frogs. Lice. Wild Beasts. Cattle plague. Boils. Hail. Locust. Darkness. Plague of Elections.” 

The fun is in the word play. 

Normally the final plague that we intone at Seder Night while dipping and dabbing the wine, is “Death of the First-born”. 

 In Hebrew – מכת בכורות – Makat Bechorot

Sounds like – Makat Bechirot – Plague of Elections… 


When you grow up… 

Here’s a sadly ironic joke about a sadly ironic joke.  

Once upon a time parents would tell their children: When you grow up, there won’t be any more wars. It was a way of reassuring them – or themselves – their children would not have to become soldiers. Over time I’ve only heard people say this ironically, like a reference to cassette players.  

So a resourceful graffiti artist made a slight adaptation: 

“When you grow up, there won’t be elections…” 

 I’m still not sure whether that is a light joke, or a dark futuristic vision of dictatorship, warning us to stop complaining, lest we get what we ask for… 


The Winner gets Ice Cream 

But the prize for ingenuity and only-in-Israelness is the campaign of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream.  

As everyone knows, if you happen to bump into someone twice in one day, it’s no big deal. It’s Israel. Everyone knows everyone here. But if you bump into them a third time, you have to go for ice cream.  

It’s just the way it is. It was one of the first Basic Laws passed in the Knesset.  

This is why it is good etiquette to warn people in advance, that they are in range of a calories overload. On the second time you bump into them, you have to warn them with a glint in your eye: 

פעם שלישית, גלידה – Pa’am shlishit, glida – Third time, ice cream! 

Here the phrase is spelled out in voting cards… 

Well, we’re now going for our third General Elections, and Ben and Jerry’s understand their legal duty. Their Facebook page announced that they would be producing a new mystery ice cream for the third election, and asked followers to suggest what flavors to include:  

Now, we at Makom have it on good authority that at least one member of the Moishe House 4HQ cohorts posted their own suggestion – prizes for finding out who it was!  

We also kinda liked Sapir Hadas’ suggestion that the Elections Ice Cream should be  

“Brussel Sprouts Flavor. A flavor that no one wants and you didn’t need in the first place…”, 

 although the realism of Yoni G. may well win out in the end:  

“Less than 30% sweet, less than 30% salty, all the rest undefined,  so it’ll be impossible to find out who won…” 


Robbie Gringras 

December 2019 

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